I'm so over 2018...it's been a difficult year filled with some pretty harsh life lessons particularly relating to friendships, toxicity, mental health and finding (still trying to find) myself. Boy, did all of that hit me like a ton of bricks and did not stop until I learned my lesson wether I wanted to come to the realization or not. But in the midst of it all, 2018 was a blessing in disguise. All of these life events and hardships will lead into bigger and better things.
So if 2018 rammed a giant Dino dildo up your ass, go out tonight and get white girl wasted because you deserve it! And when you wake up in the morning full of regret, remember, it's the new fucking year. Show 2019 who's the boss and take that Dino dildo and shove it up 2019's ass cause this is your year!